Nightmares of Motherhood

Last night I had terrifying dreams about me having a baby. The baby was born like a small doll instead of an actual child, and proceeded to speak to me in perfect english (with a hint of an english accent). I can't recall what I named the girl, but I go remember she had blond curly hair and blues eyes (adding to the disturbing doll resemblance. dolls really freak me out, by the way). She shrunk at one point, making her small enough to carry in my wallet.

Due to a bizarre circumstance of my pregnancy, I developed several golf ball size lumps all over my stomach. The doctors informed me that they were clusters of fat & hormones.

If there was any lingering desire to have children, this dream officially killed it.